July 25 – Zim to offer asylum to Karadzic

I have been very disturbed by the photos that have been splashed around the world of my good friend Radovan Karadzic.  Another great Socialist and Democrat, thrown to the wolves in a fit of self-righteousness by the pinko turds who run the EU.  ‘Genocide’ my ass.  Those mass graves could’ve been dug by anybody!  I have made the necessary calls and offered a fellow revolutionary hero asylum here in “Trillionaire’s Row” in Harare.  It will be just like old times…

 

Ahhh, back in the day, Rado, Slobo (Slobodan Milosevic, another Dear Leader of the People) and I use to just like hanging out together, sipping coffee, lynching the occasional Muslim and eating that delicious Serbian dish burek (couldn’t be sure, but I think it’s made of a delicate mixture of human brains, drizzled with a fine nougat of baby’s limbs).  We use to call ourselves ‘The Three Comrades’.  We talked about when we all got things settled down in our countries, we would take our holidays together.  We talked about going to Paris, Rome and Berlin… funny we never mentioned the Hague.  None of us seem to have any inclination to venture that way any time soon…

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